Famous Writer

I became a famous writer by writing about an evil woman. Now my ex-wife is claiming 95% of my earnings from writing because she was the inspiration for my work.

funny kids

I was driving home yesterday with the kids from a swimming pool. My 6 year old son saw a sign on a light pole with a deflated balloon attached to it. He can not read much yet. He said is that a sign for a missing person and if you find him you get a free balloon?