Buy Drugs Buy Hapiness :)

Special Offer - Buy $200 worth of ice and receive 24 hours of happiness. Costs increase with each subsequent 24 hours of happiness purchased. Part payment can be made in sex. Subsequent payments in sex reduce in value with depreciation of sexual attractiveness caused by drug use. Disclaimer - This offer is based on a 30 year contract or until death (please note that death will arrive earlier upon entering into this contract). Additional costs include your intelligence, logic, physical appearance, attractiveness, sense of style, your job, family home, your husband/wife and your children (including those arriving after entering into this contract). The cost of attempting to break this contract is extreme hate, anger and sadness. Please note that by entering into this contract you will make a contribution to the continued destruction of the world. Although your contribution is only a drop in the ocean towards the destruction of the world, know that to your loved ones (especially your children and your parents) you are the world.